Directed by Marek Bruckner

Starring:
Martin Brawer, Tom Smith, Felix Wallace, George Michaelo, Thomas Jefferson, Fery Kopp, Carey Lexes, Thommy Roger, and Alex Martyn

Sperm Suckers is unique. To start with, it gets the award for one of the nastiest titles ever. If you're thinking to yourself that such a literal and nasty title could only come from someone who didn't speak English as their first language, you'd be right. Small children are also known for this kind of potty-mouth rhetoric, but last I checked 8-year-olds weren't directing porn films! Sperm Suckers is part of the Street Boys line of films from XY Studios in Eastern Europe.

The theme, if you hadn't figured out, is young twinks who go crazy for cum. They also go crazy for barebacking (which you'll see as well), but the main attraction is twinks who have fun taking loads in their mouths and then either swallowing or feeding the jizz back to their partners.

Scene one has some great shots of Thomas sucking Fery's dick from the side, running his big lips down the shaft and over the head to drive Fery crazy. Once he's got Fery worked up, Thomas fingers his ass, rims it, and then fucks him bareback. If you sensed that a snowball was on the way, you would be correct. After depositing his load in Fery's ass, Thomas sucks it back out again and feeds it back to Fery, who doesn't seem to mind. And thus begins a journey into depravity that will unfold across a total of six scenes.

We should screen this cum-eating bareback fest for the AFA, that crazy Christian watchdog organization. No doubt there would be a few heart attacks. Then the rest of them would probably pack up their belongings and head out to their bomb shelters in Utah and Montana. Once they were inside, we could lock the door from the outside and that problem would finally be taken care of. They no doubt have enough food to last a lifetime, but they would no longer be able to harass the world.

Scenes two through six feature different guys doing more of the same. The variety is in the details. There are so many ways a load can erupt from a dick, and so many ways in which that shit can ricochet and splash around. Who knew? It's like a study in chaos theory or probability. Meaning that in any given scene, if there's an observer, the wave function breaks down and then someone is probably going to get a load in the face. If not, that spooge is gonna end up in someone's wormhole. Fire up the main deflector dish, cuz we got loads coming in on the starboard side!

This Film gets
A Golden Nut!

A Lot o' Nuts!
Keep it comin'! Definitely oh so worth it! Hot like WHOA! A right good porn site, my fellow porn purveyor patron partisan partners! We'd go there again... and again... and again! We laughed! We cried! We came! We recommended it to our friends. This one's definitely a keeper. Forget the tissue paper. This one calls for the super absorbent industrial strength paper towels.