You've heard it before: Whether they're discouraged by our country's election system, disgusted by an apparent "lack of culture" here in the states, or just plain sick and tired of pizzas, hamburgers, and our other fatty cuisine, at one point or another we've all been told by someone that they are fed up with America, and that they've decided to move to Canada. For some reason, it's always Canada. Not France, not Russia - no way. Everyone wants to move to Canada. Not least of all for the super sexy canadian studs!

And now I know why. Say hello to my new best (porn) friend Jeremy Roddick. But just a warning if you don't want you're hand bitten off, you'd better plan on keeping your distance. This cocky Cannuck with a cock that spans the entire range of the Cascades is all mine!

Alright, fine. I guess I'm willing to share - and so is Jeremy. In fact, he's kind enough to take part in who's a good portion of the scenes - which range from donkey-dicked duos, to thrilling threesomes. Being the master top man he is, Jeremy's naturally got a long, thick uncut tool hanging between his legs, and the boys are lining up for a chance to sit and spin on it.

Oh yeah, did i mention he has totally hot friends? Like Kobe Cash and Gerry -who claim to be straight, but put their hetero tendencies to the side in order to rise to the occasion. Gerry's really lean and cut, while Kobe has the body of a football player, and the two come together magically, like two missing halves of the amulet that hold the key to our heart. Everyone say it with us now - "Awwww!"

On that very gushy note, we have one final critic. Canadians sure can blow a mean load! Maybe it's due to the fact that all these guys are at their sexual peak, or maybe it's just how horny they make each other, but when these guys get done with a scene, there isn't a dry seat in the house -including their own. They bust all over each others faces, chests, hell even behind each others ears, and each juicy explosion is better than the next. And with frequent entries, and a blog (written by Jeremy himself), there's always more jizz waiting to rain down. Oh Canada!

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