I dunno about you guys, but I've always had a thing for surfers and skaters. Seriously now, is it just me or is every single surfer you see gorgeously tan, slim, smooth and hot?! And skaters? Those punkish little attitudes, saggy jeans hangin' off their asses. That rebel attitude... it drives me wild! Maybe it's just from living in Southern California, or maybe all of you whereever you are can agree... but any site featuring amateur straight surfer boys and skater punks in solo and hardcore action is ok by me...

Imagine my giddyness upon getting the chance to review Boyride – not only a Cybersocket Web Award nominee for Best Specialty Adult Pay Site, but also the best known skater/surfer boy gay site on the net.

Hitting the homepage alone makes it clear you're in for a good time. The design, the drop dead scrumptious guys that fill your screen, the evidence of frequent and regular updates.

And once inside? I thought I'd died and gone to Heaven. Page upon endless page of image galleries with high quality, easy to navigate photo sets that don't leave anything out as you get to see these studs go from baggy jean wearing, wetsuit sporting, skater/surfer punk to sprawled out naked and covered in cum.

To hell with that pansy Euro-trash ideal of goofy looking guys running about in nuthugger speedos! Give me boardshorts that hang off the hips with only a tight bubble butt keeping them from sliding all the way down the legs and falling in to the sand. Can you believe some people think that low-riding boardshorts aren't the hottest damn thing on a guy? Crazy bastards.

But oh, Boyride has way more to offer than just pics! Videos! Top-notch image quality videos also easy to find and easy to view. Whether it's seeing some beanie-wearing surfer bust a nut all over his smooth, tan 6-pack or seeing a couple Southern Cali skater kids humpin' eachothers' brains out, Boyride has it. And no boner-killing voiceovers or bad dub jobs, either. Because hearing that skater dude grunt and moan while his buddy drives a dick up his ass... whooooo!! I'm gonna have to take a breather.

Boyride is definitely a winner. We're so damn sick of seeing these bullcrap poser "surfer/skater" sites out there that think they can just throw some blond dude with a tan in to a video or gallery and get away with it. As soon as you hit the BoyRide.com mainpage, you'll know your at the genuine, legit home of surfer/skater/BMXer/Xtremesport guys on the web... and your penis will know it as well.

This site gets
A Golden Nut!

The Golden Nut! We'd trade or own mother for a chance to visit this porn site again! When we typed in the URL, angels sang in the distance and a golden brilliance filled the room. This site has contributed to more of our orgasms than the stinky sock we had hidden under our bed all throughout high school and affectionately called "Crusty". Everyone involved in the production of this website should get a statue made in their likeness. When we fail to update JuicyGoo for a week or two? It's most likely because we're locked away in the screening room surfing through this site.