JuicyGoo's Super Duper Product Pick

Alright so what's up with cockrings, eh? Some guys swear by the damn things - saying they give them bigger erections, more intense orgasms, help them stay hard longer, and just feel way better wrapped around their nuts and wang. One thing that is definitely noticeable with cockrings for alotta guys is that they restrict the release of cum by applying pressure to your juice tubes (we should patent that term... "juice tubes") and so they not only prolong orgasms but intensify them. They don't restrict your wad-blow to where it don't take place. But they draw it out... make it last longer and make the pressure greater so what used to be a "Woohoo!" is now a "wooo... WOOOOOO....WHOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYY GAWWWWWDDD! haha! We've fiddled around with the things here and there and sure as beans sometimes they're great. But othertimes they're just blahhhhh and don't really inspire a whole helluva lot in us. We're still young! We don't need boner-assistance! Subtle breezes and changes in barometric pressure give us hard ons!

But then we happened across this website - GearEssentials.com and discovered something that fascinated the heck out of us. And we mean like full on fascinated. We were like moths drawn to lights or fish drawn to shiny objects... and shiny objects these are!

Jewelry quality, stainless steel cockrings, to be precise. You heard me right. Stainless steel cockrings. As opposed to the cheesy little leather snap ones or, worse, those dumb little rubber ones that look like those little octopus things you used to get in your cereal and throw at the window and watch them slowly sticky-crawl their way down it. These things are the real deal. Stainless steel. That's intense! They look like something you'd find on the space shuttle or something. And so we had to check them out further. And damn when you check out their site you know you're in for something intense.

First off, their website is masterful simplicity. It screams class and quality. You'd think you're looking at engagement rings or stuff you'd find at the jewelry counter of Neiman Marcus. If they ever legalize gay marriage in this country, I think these are the rings guys will give to their boyfriends when they propose. haha! A neat flash intro, some really hot guys in black and white photos throughout the site - like reaaaaaaaaaaaally hot - and amazing pictures of their products. Plus tons of information not only about their own stainless steel cockrings but also cockrings in general, how to use them, how to put them on and measure for size. Because in the case of stainless steel cockrings you can't adjust the size! You gotta make sure the one you get is the perfect fit for you. So the guys at GearEssentials.com give you plenty of information and assistance on the website so you know for sure what to order.

Now if the products themselves weren't impressive enough, check out what they show up in! These are pictures of the awesome "Gear Box" that comes with each cockring. It's got their logo embossed on the top, a really cool black finish with padding inside to make sure you got no scratchies or problemos with your stainless steel, chrome buddy. I swear this entire website, product, and GearEssentials.com just blew us away. We wish more gay-owned companies out there were really going all out on having really high quality products from start to finish - from the moment you first find out about em to when you check out their catalogue to when you order them to when they show up at your door to when you start using em.

Oh and since we know you're all wondering... they don't feel cold when you put them on ;) In fact, they warm up so fast it's nuts!

But hey. Our sex lives are none of your damn beeswax! So that's all we're gonna say for now. In the meantime? Check out GearEssentials.com. If you want some high quality, stainless steel cockrings to enhance that erection, intensify those orgasms, or give as a gift to your partner or yourself... check out GearEssentials.com. That's some good stuff right there! And Gooers... you heard it here first! Woohoo!