We already knew that Janice Dickinson was a big faghag. Once we'd seen the photos of her cavorting with fashion designer Andrew Christian, that cat was pretty much out of the bag. But who would have guessed that she was also pimping out gay porn stars on the side? Oh, sorry - it's called
modeling. Riiight... In any case, she couldn't have asked for any better publicity than to have her TV show's boy-toy Martin Richie outed as a porn actor for
Boyride Films. Oh, and by the way — he's a big 'ol bottom!
The film is from 2007 and it's called
The Big Swell. Martin's porn name of York Hubbard was left out of the cast list on the box, which seems to have been a surprisingly kind gesture from
Boyride. It appears that he did the film immediately before getting his big job on
Janice Dickinson's Modeling Agency.
Tipo Sesso is the lucky distributor for this
Boyride title and they were quick to jump on the PR bandwagon as soon as they realized whose ass was hiding the sausage for Tristan Mathews.
It's a surprise to see Martin making his porn debut as a bottom, especially since he had dreams of working in mainstream modeling. But when it comes to bottoming, every male model will tell you: that's where you make the big bucks!
Hurry over to TLA and pick up a copy of this gem before it becomes unavailable. Stock is currently low, and who knows if Martin's hungry ass will still be a part of any future production runs.
In case you haven't watch Janice's show, one of the interesting things about Martin is the fact that he's deaf. Apparently, being able to hear Janice yelling, "Work, bitch!" is not a prerequisite for employment. Janice is reknowned for her sensitive and accommodating ways, so she has probably adapted by smacking him in the face whenever she wants anything from him.
Let's stop and think for a moment... Are there any
other advantages to being a deaf
hooker model? Besides not having to hear Janice's egocentric rambling, we can't think of any — but that one's a biggie.
When you get your DVD of
The Big Swell in the mail from TLA, skip to the last scene. That's where all of Martin's rimming and fucking happens. Hopefully Janice won't decide to play up the PR drama by firing Martin on an episode of the show. But if she does, at least Martin has some other talents to fall back on. From the looks of things in
The Big Swell, he's an experienced bottom. And there's always a place for a hardworking young bottom in this town. Hiring takes place every night from 11pm-3am at the corner of Santa Monica Blvd. and Highland Ave. in Los Angeles. Benefits include flexible hours, casual dress, profit sharing, and free facials.
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