Kickstand – that’s what you call a piece as beautifully big as the one dangling between Tomas’s legs. A long, thick slab, with a slight sideways arch and a big ol’ head, you could almost picture Tomas using his huge penis to rest on when one of his other two legs got tired. It’s actually a pretty useful gimmick, especially when you’re Bel Ami boys. With all the non-stop sex these boys seem to be having with each other, the occasional nap must sound pretty appealing every now and again.

Of course, fresh-faced Tomas is far from tired, so the only thing he’ll probably using that kickstand of his for is a little pulling and tugging with his buddies. Ironically enough, however, a source tells us that Tomas was first discovered by Bel Ami while he was a bicycle delivery boy – he was delivering packages door to door when a scout noticed his long, slender legs, tight, muscular build, and a bugle in his jeans that just demanded a closer inspection. Hmm, looks like from here on out Tomas, we’ll be calling you The Kickstand Kid after all. Sounds like a good title for a movie, eh? Quick, somebody trademark that shit.